Through Him all things were made; without Him nothing was made that has been made. In Him was life, and that life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it. John 1:3-5
I was in a truck for a minimum of 8 hours today. That is A LOT of sitting. The result: I have a mild case of the hyper. Chaos may ensue. I was also reading Calvin and Hobbes out loud for a majority of that time to the driver. That statement speaks for itself.
Disclaimer: No mustaches, poodles, or gorillas were harmed in the making of this blog post. Please forgive me for the ridiculousness of my thought train.
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Lord empty me of me, so I can instead be filled with You.You can bake cookies, and you can cook bacon
But you can't cook cookies and you can't bake bacon.
It's just not right. So I'll write. But is it worth the fight to try and convince you it's not alright
I'm trying to stop relying on my own source of light that tends to go out at night
Pick up your cross and follow Me,
Well whatever that cross may be, I can promise it's going to be heavy.
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Once upon a time, a well dressed french man decided to visit a local bistro for breakfast. His name was Sir Fredessondino the Fourteenth, and his delicately groomed mustache extended inches past both sides of his face. It was quite the mustache marvel, to say the least.
While walking down the cold concrete sidewalk, Sir Fredessondino the Fourteenth noticed a large, pale, pink and purple poodle. It was well-groomed, but looked like a mutt in comparison to Sir Fredessondino the Fourteenth's miraculous mustache. He quickly moved on, for he was on a mission to find macaroon morsels somewhere soon.
After rounding the corner of Ramases and Raphael, Sir Fredessondino the Fourteenth came to an abrupt stop, for a giant gorilla was standing in his path! They both stared at each other in shock and stood still in the silence.
"Excuse me, large hairy primate", piped Sir Fredessondino the Fourteenth, "You are standing in my path, and I'm afraid we must part ways so that I may presume my previous plans."
The gorilla scowled at Sir Fredessondino the Fourteenth. The french man cleared his throat, and secured his arms across his chest. Suddenly the gorilla stood straighter than before and smiled. "I see ya take good care of that there mustache, mister."
Sir Fredessondino the Fourteenth was quite shocked! This gorilla had a southern accent as if he was from the countryside (which was a ridiculous dialect for a gorilla to have in France, to say the least)!
The proud man curled the ends of his mustache and grinned. He became so distracted by the luscious locks detailing his face, that he lost contact with reality and stood in a daze, rubbing his facial hair.
Then the gorilla grunted, shook his head, and killed Sir Fredessondino the Fourteenth.
The end.